And here's a conversation (roughly) from tonight:
Q: "What are these?"
L: "I was feeling naughty today. It was a bad day."
Q: "They look like little turds, but I bet they don't taste like turds!"
L: (gives Q a dirty look)
Ok, what part of "it's been a bad day" did you not get?? And why, knowing it was a bad day, would you compare my chocolate oatmeal cookies to turds?? I called you at 11 this morning, threatening to run away to Hawaii and leave you with the kids, and you compare my cookies to TURDS??? Ah, my life is ever so interesting....
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I threatened to! Unfortunately for me, I haven't been to karate recently, and E is MUCH stronger than I am, and he has MUCH better martial art skills, so I would lose. Pitifully.
You can wait until he is sleeping...
I never sleep! mwuahahaha
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